I'm going to keep this as short and sweet as I can. Last weekend I went to my favorite grocery store : Trader Joe's. I always try something new and then stock up on my favorites. One of those favorites is Mango Jicama Slaw. They always have it. It's the bomb.net, guys.
They didn't have it. I looked all over the aisle, and even asked for help. As an introvert, that is a HUGE deal since I never ever do that. Ever. The kind staff [they are always so extra nice at Trader Joe's] found out that it had been discontinued.